Rick Perry will fight a chicken with hand. He says so himself, right here. And Newt Gingrich reminds us that you can't think when you're fucking high.
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Oh, and there's a group of spin-meisters in the back room trying to figure out how to make Perry sound less like a blithering idiot.
Livefunnyordie. I don't know how these folks manage the lip-reading stuff, but it's spectacular.