Kim Jong-un, Dictator of North Korea
and BFF of Dennis Rodman,
Threatens to Use
Nuclear Weapons against the United States
Now Kim, who's the strangest of big bomb possessors,
Says he'd use his nukes against Yankee aggressors,
Should we build some shelters? No, Kim is no menace,
Since he knows a nuke strike could take out his Dennis.
Calvin Trillin: Deadline Poet: The Nation 4/1/2013
