I love Bad Lip Reading. And the Rick Santorum ad is the best one ever.
We are all homosexuals.
The big fat chick stunk ... like beef.
I hold it like it's a fancy fist for joy.
I had some porn, and I swore, and some weird witch gagged me.
I'm living for donuts and venison.
The first time I drank I had my shoes under my arm.
Diarrhea is OK.
Check it out.